This statue is of the founder of Uruguay, whose name escapes me, in the middle of Plaza Indepencia in Montevideo. Underneath the statue is a mausoleum a la Lenin in Moscow, except with ashes instead of a waxwork dummy.
The two toy soldier-shaped outlines are actually real soldiers who guard hiss dust 24/7 in complete silence and at rigid attention. I was the only one in the room when I walked in and the guards were as photographed. They didn't move until I subtly waved my camera at the one on the left and he gave the most imperceptible of nods. (I did leave and then quickly go back in to see if they'd moved but they hadn't. What a job).
Montevideo is actually a very pretty place, there's not much to see there in anything more than a day, but it had a nice vibe and was a welcome break after the chaos of Buenos Aires.
If you've ever been to Puerto Cervo in Sardinia then you have a pretty good idea what Punta del Este is like - except Punta is bigger, has 40km of uninterrupted beaches, and is more expensive.
It's a really impressive place and I'm glad I was there in spring as the beaches were deserted but it was still hot.
He cooked something up which he called a 'gland' from a cow's neck. Despite our fears it was delicious.
In Punta del Este port, the fisherman prepare their nets and bait on the wharf wall and chuck the remains into the water, which attracts some pretty large sea lions who bask in the sun and wolf down the remnants.